You know you can't honestly tell me that there is NO ONE on this weird internet that would not buy Celestia's clothes. What would be incredibly funny would be if they were bought by someone who didn't even know what MLP was and just liked the outfit.
Me: Luna. Tia. Here's some coca cola. Girls: *both chug the drinks* Luna: Woah... what was in that cola? Me: Oh nothing... just some sleeping powder Zecora gave me. Both: WAIT, WHA- *Both pass out* *One hour later* Luna: Yawn... wait a minute. Where's Zenith? AND WHERE'S MY TANK TOP?! Tia: AHHH!! WHERE'S MY SHIRT?! Luna: That little bastard! Wait... he's right here. But why is he knocked out? AND WHY IS HE IN HIS UNDERWEAR?! *MEANWHILE* Discord: Oh man they're gonna kill me for this! Eris: Just wait till Zenith wakes up!
Darkburst, captain of the lunar guard, is reporting enlistment rates three times that than the war against Discord. The guard academy is bursting at the seams and retirement with those in active duty is at an all time low. What are we ever to do lol