Nightmare Moon...good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of Canterlot and Equestria, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Twilight.
Are you a god?
Then...DIE! (blasts the group back with magic)
Twilight, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Okay by the perils you have stated, so far they make sense, also a little creepy. Tia has a relationship with a possessed pony that is floating above her bed and for some odd reason she carries 15 pounds of a drug that can knock someone unconscious(and I have taking diazepam I know how strong that ,appears wisdom teeth are painful!) Luna having a sexual dream, and having wide-eyed enjoyment in the job makes sense. I can believe cadences the better shot of the group(only those who know the back story of Winston Zed Moore will get that joke) and I can believe twilight working in the morgue with inky pie!