I want to sell you to Princess Twilight. Look it is all part of our plan to gain the secret rare spells of Starswirl the Bearded. We have to have someone on the inside. Ever since the new princess horded them into her secret library. No one except a select few are able see them. Fortunately we have gained intimate knowledge that Princess Twilight has a secret fetish for, well attractive and powerful unicorns. We send her photos of you like this and an elaborate story about how you had to be sold into servitude in order to pay your debts. She will no doubt buy you under the guise of helping you. You act very appreciative and work your way into her trust and bed if need be. Once you have access the scrolls. We will have access to the most powerful spell in all of Equestria. It is full proof.
Now, look sad and sexy. We want these to be as convincing as possible.
Tony Montana: You heard me, chica: ditch that pimp Celestia, become a free agent. Keep what you earn, you know? Pass it on to the other girls, tell them you got Tony Montana's support, that'll convince them.